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The 5 Best Horror Movies of 2018

If you’re one of those people who claim they don’t like horror movies, then I’ve got three things to say to you:

  1. You’re full of bullstuff.
  2. You’re not foolin’ nobody.
  3. You’re a liar.

Now, I don’t think you’re trying to be a liar, per se, but you’ve decided that it’s “not cool” to tell other people that you like horror movies.

Before I lose you completely, let me ask you this: do you like the television series Game of Thrones? Because last time I checked, that story is full of witches, ice zombies, violence, incest, bouncin’ bosoms, erection-free ding-dongs, and cold-blooded murder. In other words: it’s a goddamn horror show. Read more…